Fuck

Goddamnit, I'm so drunk right now. I can't believe I drove people home, and competently at that. Here was a normal Matty night:
Went to a girl friend's graduation party. Didn't get laid.
Went to a bar with some girls. Didn't get laid.
Went to a party with lots of internet sluts. Didn't get laid.

Yeah, sweeet. My friends didn't even call me to tell me they were hitting the club tonight. Fucking fuck, at least I could have looked at some tits tonight.

I mean, here we go again, there was this girl Veronica at the party, who I've thought is hot for a while now, and I talked to her briefly, and all my stupid friends were all why didn't you make a move or why didn't you go talk to her more or why didn't you go dance with her. My friends are dumb. They haven't figured out that I'm a giant, passive pussy. C'mon, friends, fucking fuck, get with it. She, like every other girl I've been interested in, wanted nothing to do with me.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Fuck you, fuck me.