If the liberal media controlled the press . . .

This mock State of the Union address is pretty damn funny. Oddly, in spite of its ridiculousness, it struck me as the type of malarky we'd be hearing if liberals had equivalent talk-radio goons. If Rush can call universal health care "fascism," then anything goes.

Also, if you'll note, the guy hosting this clip has entitled his page "I almost wet myself the first time I saw this." Accordingly, I've attached the only picture I have that has anything to do with peeing. Below is Jason Saldana contributing to La Casita's pool. And we wondered why that thing was condemned.