Never trust a movie critic with a comic book

If you saw X2 and you agreed that it "was so cool it kicked you in the nuts and then ate out your girlfriend," then you'll agree that this other reviewer, Stephen Hunter of the Washington Post, is a big, gaping fuckface. Seriously, what gives this turd the right to review movies? Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. A clever limerick at the beginning of your review doesn't mean you can write. We should all write his dumb ass and tell him what a tool he is. Of course, he knows movie nerds, so he smartly keeps his email address private, but we could write letters . . to . . him . . . Okay, that'll never happen, so we'll just keep bitching about it to our friends, who we know agree with us. His review was a total waste of webspace.

Damnit, I'm a geek. Off to play Tetris.