Politicians are wankers

Earlier tonight Mr. Cox--oh, what an appropriate name; sorry, Justin--linked the Red House to the politician with the greatest name in the history of politics: Ramon Mycock. Ha ha ha, Mycock, what a last name, right? Look at that again, in case you missed it the first time, like I did. Ramon Mycock = Ram On My Cock. Not only is the poor guy cursed with that awesome name, he also wears an eye patch. Yes, folks, Ram On My Cock is a one-eyed willie. He's a member, ahem, of the Churnet Valley County Council over in bugger-all England. He's a conservative politician who, I bet, is a straight shooter on the issues. He doesn't fuck around.