Postin' up for a bit

I'm super-nicin' it in Houston for the weekend. My cousin's returning from that whole war thing. So the fam's getting together for an Astros game and a barbecue. Fuck yeah.

Then Mike--or Mickey, as we all called him until he was about 15--is coming back with me to the ATX. We'll go in search of the first things every red-white-and-blue blooded Texan searches for when they've just skirted harm's way: tits and Lone Star.