At last a Firing Line, and I won't even have to dibble her

I finally have proof that someone besides my friends is reading my column; it came in the form of a firing line by some teaching assisstant. My latest column actually received several-a-few changes before making it to print. For one, they cut my lead, which I didn't agree with, but it is a newspaper, so I understand.

By the way, you guys are probably better off reading my column in print or in its finished Daily Texan version. It will always be more concise, if not as flowery, and hopefully be clear of any gaping logical gashes. Anyways, check the paper tomorrow, if you love me as much as I love myself, and see if you can figure out exactly what the Firing Line was advocating I do, because I couldn't. I'll link to it tomorrow, once the online edition comes out.