Bugs are stupid

There's some dragonfly or something banging its head against a small, spherical light in my room. I read somewhere it's because they think it's the moon and they try to follow it. I can't remember why, but there must be some evolutionary advantage.

Now, men are similarly drawn to such excesses, especially on this Friendster bullshit. While the bug banged away, I came across this profile:

Well, I like boys and girls, but I want to be with a woman right now, men are great but the feelings for women are stronger. sorry guys;at least for now. hehe you boys are funny , ive been on for only an hour or so and there are so many messages. I really like the San Francisco girls with the hooker boots and beautiful color hair, they are so cute I want one. Oh there are so many greasy guys on this site, umm be yourself please.-------------------------------------Ok, I'm leaving for Seattle, if I could find a computer, ill get back to who I can. See you in 2 weeks. Ciao---------- HEHEHE, its only been 3 days!!You have 82 new friend requests! [Confirm]-You have 89 new messages. !!!----------

Gee, I wonder why? Hmm . . . girl, here's your profile picture:



Boobs like that aren't even that attractive in person, not to mention being way too much to deal with in other circumstances. But you know I clicked on that thumbnail soon as I saw it. There must be some evolutionary advantage, because this girl's got nothing else going for her as a potential mate—not even that whole having-sex-with-men thing.

On the last Curb Your Enthusiasm I watched, Larry David mention that when he did stand-up for a living, he did a bit about how he hated his penis. I'd love to hear that. Those were probably sage words.