Firing Line fracas

I copyedited tomorrow's Firing Lines at work tonight, and I still have yet to receive one about any of my columns. So, I'm proposing a little competition for all my friends.

I will dibble the first person who can get a Firing Line published that superficially addresses one of my columns but, in reality, is actually just making fun of me.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if I'm writing about bland topics or tiptoeing around taking a firm stance on issues or what. Then again, I don't want the goal of my writing to just be riling people up. I guess I'll keep doing my thang.

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Another personal favorite. Taken on the back porch of Emo's.