My God, my God, why has thou forsaken me?

From Sue in the comments section:

I would just like to point out that the ads atop your page are for Christian Dating services. This can only mean that your drunken cries for help did not go unheeded, and God is answering your prayers. Now go find your soul mate and share your love of Christ!

Alack, what banner now rests above my lonely, green weblog? A blankness as bleak as my soul, brought to me by google. Thank you, Jesus, thank you for nothing.

Considering I've been writing mainly about crotches and angst, I wonder where Christ came into all this.