So my dumb ass chose to read a 1000-page book for British Studies this week. Then my dumb ass put off getting it until Tuesday evening. Then I watched the dumb ass OC instead of reading. Of course, I'm the dumb ass who signed up for two jobs on Wednesdays. So it's now 4.30 a.m., Thursday morning, and I've read 300 pages. At the rate I'm reading, it should take me 16 hours tomorrow to finish the book. Then, all that's left is to write my paper on it. Oh, and edit all my classmates papers from last week. Dumb ass.

Two pieces of good news: Friday's my last day at NCS and my feet stink like Velveeta cheese right now.