Open thread

In honor of the new, reliable comments system, I'll throw out this thread: What caption would y'all write for the following photo?



I'll start things off with an Economist-esque try: "Coming soon to a bookcover near you . . ."

Here's the actual caption:

**EDS NOTE- YELLOW BACKGROUND IS PRESIDENTIAL SEAL** President Bush speaks about Columbus Day at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building Monday, Oct. 13, 2003. President Bush, annoyed by what he considers the "filter" of news reporting, will seek to go around the press on Monday through television outlets that do not routinely cover the White House. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)