Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Photo caption free for all, part II



Once again, with a little help from the AP Wire, I'll lead: "As members of congress look on, President Bush signs the Partial Birth Abortion Act of 2003 at the Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2003 in Washington. Standing behind Bush are smiling old white men whose daughters will never have to face raising a child on their own while working for minimum wage. Their daughters will also probably never have to face going through a labor that could possibly kill them because they recieve the best health care money can buy. And we're not even going to talk about rape victimes who get pregnant. Regardless, all these smiling men can make this intensely personal decision for their daughters just fine, thanks."

Seriously, though, why didn't this PR-savvy administration think to include a single woman in the above line up? It really just looks creepy, what with that dark background and all that white hair. Only things they're missing are the cigars and brandy.