"What is a rail, Alex?" "Yes!"

Whoa, Jeopardy just had some hot, hot blonde speaking Swedish as the clue. The correct answer, I think, was "Who is the star of that video I downloaded last night?"

I had to check out Ken the Destroyer as he ravaged TV's intellectual landscape. The first round just ended. Kristine: $1,200. Sarah: $2,000. Ken the Omnicient: $14,400.

Watch out! Ken just dropped 10 grand on a Daily Double and nailed it — Ingrid Bergman. I didn't even catch the question. Ken—

Oh, snap, another DD! $6,200 on the line ... something to do with juntas ... and he nails it with Napoleon.

Good God, Ken the Robber Baron now has nearly 20 times as much money as his nearest competitor! He has missed one question during the entire game. And, sweet, the Jeopardy writers managed to work "potent potable" into a question.

Whoa. The one-day record is about $52,000, Ken the English Major has $51,200, and the Final Jeopardy category is Shakespeare. "Ken is smiling," Alex just said. This guy really is unprecedented.

Okay, the clue is "2 of the 4 Shakespeare plays in which ghosts appear on the stage." Hamlet and ... Ken drops Dick III on 'em! Christ Almighty — $75,000! In one day! $1.3 million in 38 straight victories.

And ... I'm spent.