In the Cut is a stupid fucking movie. Don't rent it unless you really, really have a hankering to see Meg Ryan's boobs. They're aight. Lilly's passed out in the living room. I got bored. All I'm asking for is one steady cam. Just one.

My car broke down tonight. It's stranded out by the lake in Belton. Does anyone know what one does when there's a loose wire in the steering column? Because that's what this seems to be. The timing could be only slightly worse, since my job asks me to, you know, go cover stuff.

In other news, the Warsteiner Oktoberfest brew is really tasty. Could you tell?