Priorities

In these troubled times, we must concentrate on the most important matters at hand:

Ryu no kaze: the muff diver, right ?
LittleMattAttack: yep
Ryu no kaze: i think i'll spend time at work finding synonyms
Ryu no kaze: for words like that
LittleMattAttack: dude, all you need is this george carlin poster that mayfield and tom have
LittleMattAttack: start there, literally thousands of euphemisms for all functions and organs
Ryu no kaze: i thought you hated carlin
Ryu no kaze: why you a flip-flopper ?
LittleMattAttack: ha ha, i never said i hated him
Ryu no kaze: sure buddy
LittleMattAttack: i said i didn't enjoy so much his latest offering
LittleMattAttack: anyways, i could hate carlin and still think that list of words was sweet
Ryu no kaze: i don't think america is
Ryu no kaze: ah, nevermind
LittleMattAttack: america is what?
Ryu no kaze: Venice is underwater
Ryu no kaze: i was going to make a comment equating morals or something with you flipfloppery
Ryu no kaze: all in jest of course
LittleMattAttack: ha ha, but of course
LittleMattAttack: i'm sure my irresolution and tendency to "ponder" things has contributed not at all to my sexual frustration
Ryu no kaze: yeah
Ryu no kaze: you call it "nuance"
LittleMattAttack: "and i say to you now, ladies of austin, it's time for a change in sexual partners. we can do better."
Ryu no kaze: "the other guys have led to a 43% decrease in sexual titilation. under their care, the middle class americans have faced harder times. Climaxes are down 23%. We are now facing the biggest hard-on deficiency in 75 years"
LittleMattAttack: ha ha ha ha ha
LittleMattAttack: lol, man, that's the hardest i've laughed at an IM in a while
Ryu no kaze: good. i can't find my voter registration card.
LittleMattAttack: yeah, me neither

(Hat tip: DanDan)