Photo caption pandemonium!

the greek geeks out, originally uploaded by Mr. Wright.

We haven't done this in a while, so let's go all out. Put your cutlines for the following photos in the comments. A very special sexual surprise to the writer of the best one.

By the way, I can't even remember how old all these pictures are. Maybe close to a year now. I found them on a half-finished roll of film that I accidentally left in my camera back for months. Were these from last Christmas?