Fucking Pistons

Hey-o, I got to ask the Governor of Texas, Mr. Slick Rick himself, a question at a press conference today, although the details of the event were far from exciting. Regardless, I had planned to bring them to you tonight, but then the kind waitress at the wings place where we were watching the Spurs lay a fat one against the Pistons generously served me a second 26-oz. mug of Amber Boch that I definitely did not request. So I'm not really feeling political at present.

Instead, you get: a link to a wonderful article about raging mega-huge boners. Seriously, click the link. Ooohhh, c'mon, it's funny!

Fine, don't take the meat bridge. But you should at least read about the talking chimp. Bite-Bite-Bite! (Kevin, if you still read this blog, seriously, check that out; it's up your alley.)