God hates 'Stros

That loss was worse than the Pujols game. I feel like we're playing the luckiest team I've ever seen — so lucky that even when the breaks go our way for a few innings, they end up with some scrub lining a pitch at his fucking shins over the fence. Preceded by five innings of vintage Astros choke hitting. Goddamnit, I thought this team was different.

I swear, if I see one more damn inning-extending, bloop RBI single from the White Sox, I'm going to kill every motherfucker associated with ESPN's second-guessing feature, which has to be the most infuriating sports commentary ever devised. Hey, I know, let's give two fucking hacks who try way too hard to be witty a space to twist the knife in your back some more. Because smugness is always a great style. Good job, you stupid fuckers.