Faaaan-tastic!

The NBA Finals: new verse, same song. Personally, I was riveted with tension down the stretch. Just who will Dwyane Wade throw himself into to get that cheap foul? Which ref will be first to expel bated breath into his whistle? How smug will Stern's smile be? Oh, bonus question! Exactly what bullshit will the Heat get away with on Dallas' final possession?

Whatever.